Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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