So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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