My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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