I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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