uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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