I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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