Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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