From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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