Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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