the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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