Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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