yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I had to cum in my sink.
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