What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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two words: eviction party
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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