absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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