I'm going to jail i love you
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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