Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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