Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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