Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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