no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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