So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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