girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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