so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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