just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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