What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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