He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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