That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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