apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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