so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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