There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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