Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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