just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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