Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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