I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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