Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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