Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Randomize