Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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