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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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