Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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