The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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