I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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