she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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