It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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