I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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