I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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