he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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