took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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