There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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