:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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