This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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