i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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