I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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